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Surgery Day Reflections on Linda, Dolly, Emmylou, and High School Crushes
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Surgery Day Reflections on Linda, Dolly, Emmylou, and High School Crushes

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As a boy/young teenager in the 1970s, I think it’s safe to admit that I, like most heterosexual males of that time period, had a huge crush on Linda Ronstadt. She was gorgeous, had that cool beach girl-type vibe, she had bangs and shortish hair and she always seemed to wear shorts or short dresses that showed off her legs. She sang that type of rock/cou…

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